The Xena Team

(To the tune of the theme from "The Brady Bunch")

Here's the story of a warlord lady

Who gave up ravaging the Grecian countryside

She had changed her evil ways to help others

With Argo by her side

It's the story of a little lady

Who was living a quiet country life

She was being wooed by Perdicas

Who wanted her for his wife

Well, then one day when the warlord met this lady

And they knew it was too good to be a dream

That these two should become traveling companions

That's the way they became the Xena Team.

The Xena Team

The Xena Team

That's the way they became the Xena Team!