"You Can Call Me Eve"
(Based on "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon)

A woman stalks the streets

She says how did I go wrong now

How did I go wrong

The rest of my life is so right

I need a second chance

I want a shot at redemption

Don't want to end up a villain

I'd much rather wear white

Bitch of Rome Bitch of Rome

Amazons dying all around

Blood fills my soul

Xena: Warrior Princess Warrior Princess

Get that chakram away from me

You know I don't think I wanna fight anymore

CHORUS:

If you'll put your sword away

I can help you stop to grieve

I can call you Mummy

And Mummy when you call me

You can call me Eve

A woman stalks the street

She says why am I the only one who's right

Always the one who's right

But there's no one else left

Where's my mom and friends

What if I die here

Who'll be my legacy

Now that my legacy is

Bereft Bereft

She sold her soul to Ares

That no-good scheming God of war

And I'm Alone Alone

There were killings and blood spillings

There were lies and treacheries

CHORUS:

If you'll put your sword away

I can help you stop to grieve

I can call you Mummy

And Mummy when you call me

You can call me Eve

Call me Eve

Two women walk the street

It's a street in a strange world

Seems like the Old World

Seems like old times

They speak not using language

They utter no vocabulary

One is a foreign woman

She is overwhelmed by the crimes

The crimes

People in their happy homes

Destitutes and villagers

She takes her time, time

She sees angels in the afterglow

Saluting from infinity

She says Amen! and Eli be praised!

CHORUS:

If you'll put your sword away

I can help you stop to grieve

I can call you Mummy

And Mummy when you call me

You can call me Eve

Call me Eve

Autolycus