I Am Xena
(To the tune of "I Am Woman," as sung by Helen Reddy)
I am Xena, watch me soar
With an outfit sure to score
And a warcry that has overwhelmed the boys
But I learned it all before
When Caesar had me on the floor
And he forced me to listen to his ploys
CHORUS
Oh, yes, I am cool
The She-Ra of my day
Yes, I'm strong as well
No Herc, but that's okay
If I need to, I can kill anyone
I am strong
(strong)
I am invincible
(invincible)
I am Xena
Ares can bend but never break me
'Cause no man will ever take me
My heart is reserved for Gabrielle
And she only makes me stronger
Though not a warlord any longer
'Cause she's deepened the conviction in my soul
CHORUS
Oh, yes, I am sweet
A rose I put to shame
Yes, I'm tough as well
To me fighting's just a game
When I need to, I can beat anyone
I am sexy
(sexy)
I am incorrigible
(incorrigible)
I am Xena
I am Xena watch me grow
See my checkbook overflow
As my show and games all of you enjoy
And though some parents think I'm lame
Wait until they see my fame
Forces them to buy all of my toys
CHORUS
Oh, yes, I am wise
And my marketing plan is great
Yes, there've been some lies
But look at what's at stake
If I'm on it, you will buy anything
I am savvy
(savvy)
I am everywhere
(everywhere)
I am Xena
Oh, I am Xena
I am invincible
I am strong
FADE
I am Xena
I am sexy
I am incorrigible
I am Xena
Autolycus