I Am Xena

(To the tune of "I Am Woman," as sung by Helen Reddy)

I am Xena, watch me soar

With an outfit sure to score

And a warcry that has overwhelmed the boys

But I learned it all before

When Caesar had me on the floor

And he forced me to listen to his ploys

CHORUS

Oh, yes, I am cool

The She-Ra of my day

Yes, I'm strong as well

No Herc, but that's okay

If I need to, I can kill anyone

I am strong

(strong)

I am invincible

(invincible)

I am Xena

Ares can bend but never break me

'Cause no man will ever take me

My heart is reserved for Gabrielle

And she only makes me stronger

Though not a warlord any longer

'Cause she's deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

Oh, yes, I am sweet

A rose I put to shame

Yes, I'm tough as well

To me fighting's just a game

When I need to, I can beat anyone

I am sexy

(sexy)

I am incorrigible

(incorrigible)

I am Xena

I am Xena watch me grow

See my checkbook overflow

As my show and games all of you enjoy

And though some parents think I'm lame

Wait until they see my fame

Forces them to buy all of my toys

CHORUS

Oh, yes, I am wise

And my marketing plan is great

Yes, there've been some lies

But look at what's at stake

If I'm on it, you will buy anything

I am savvy

(savvy)

I am everywhere

(everywhere)

I am Xena

Oh, I am Xena

I am invincible

I am strong

FADE

I am Xena

I am sexy

I am incorrigible

I am Xena

Autolycus