Xena:
Warr'or Princess,
A Tribute to Evil Xena
(To the tune of "Viva Las Vegas")
Bright eyed beauty gonna set my town
Gonna set my town on fire
Got a whole lot of people ready to kill
So get those crosses up higher
There's a thousand little villages waitin' out there
And they're all livin' without a care
And she's just the warlord with time to spare
Xena: Warr'or Princess, Xena: Warr'or Princess
How she wishes that there were more
Than the twenty-four bones in the human hand
'Cause even if there were forty more
She'd find a way to grind them into sand
Oh, there's fighting and loving and the torture wheel
A battle won or lost is no big deal
'Cause she's got a strong arm and a sword of steel
Xena: Warr'or Princess, Xena: Warr'or Princess
Xena: Warrior Princess with your chakram flashin'
And your ruthless army dashin'
Everybody's hopes down the drain
Xena: Warrior Princess turnin' joy into misery
Turnin' pain into pleasure
If you see her once
You'll never be the same again
She better keep on the run
She can't have any fun
It may cost her her life
But if she winds up broken up
Well, she'll always remember that she had a killer time
She's gonna give it ev'rything she's got
Lady tells her men to keep the pokers hot
Sends another soul to Ares with ev'ry shot
Xena: Warr'or Princess, Xena: Warr'or Princess
Xena, Xena: Warr'or Princess
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Autolycus