(To the tune of the theme from "The Love Boat")
War
Blood-thirsty and cruel
Grab a sword
He's betraying you
The War God
Soon will be taking another life
The War God
Bringing nothing but Discord and Strife
He'll torch your village for pleasure
Fry your soul as an afterthought
And War
Won't care any more
He's a sadistic fiend
With an evil core
The War God
On the lookout for folks to kill
The War God
Lives for bloodlust and empty thrills
So grab a sword
It's Waaaaaar!
Autolycus
