(To the tune of "The Monkees Theme")
Here she comes
Riding down the street
Trampling over peasants
And everyone she meets
Oh, no, it's Callisto
And people know she's one evil gal
'Cause she's too busy killing
To be anybody's pal
She goes where she wants to
Stabs who she wants to, too
If you get in her way
You'll likely be run through
Oh, no, it's Callisto
And people know she's one evil gal
'Cause she's too busy killing
To be anybody's pal
She's just going crazy
All to avenge her hometown
By destroying our hero Xena
But she just can't put her down
Any time or anywhere
Since she's now a Goddess
She might be standing there
Oh, no, it's Callisto
She's already been burned and drowned
Even Herc couldn't stop her
She may be coming to your town!
Autolycus