Oh, No, It's Callisto!

(To the tune of "The Monkees Theme")

Here she comes

Riding down the street

Trampling over peasants

And everyone she meets

Oh, no, it's Callisto

And people know she's one evil gal

'Cause she's too busy killing

To be anybody's pal

She goes where she wants to

Stabs who she wants to, too

If you get in her way

You'll likely be run through

Oh, no, it's Callisto

And people know she's one evil gal

'Cause she's too busy killing

To be anybody's pal

She's just going crazy

All to avenge her hometown

By destroying our hero Xena

But she just can't put her down

Any time or anywhere

Since she's now a Goddess

She might be standing there

Oh, no, it's Callisto

She's already been burned and drowned

Even Herc couldn't stop her

She may be coming to your town!

Autolycus