(To the tune of "C'mon, Get Happy!"; The Partridge Family)
Hello, folks, here's some stuff that I'm sellin'
C'mon, get greedy!
You never know when you'll need a Herc Medallion(tm)
C'mon, get greedy!
I had a dream I'd be richer than Midas
Scam enough money to buy my own throne
But Herc usually shows up and always makes a big fuss
Then I'm back to scrimpin', gettin' by on my own
Travelin' along with my pack like a beggar
C'mon, get greedy!
You know you want your own authentic Xena Breast Dagger(tm)
It'll make you happy!
It'll make you happy!
C'mon, get greedy, er, happy!
Autolycus
