Joxer, Dude (Where Are You?)

(To the tune of "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?")

Joxer, Joxer, dude, hey! Where are you?

We got a job to do now

Get up and lend a hand, Joxer, man

We don't need no laughs from you now

C'mon, Joxer, dude, I see you

Pretending you got a real clue

But you're not fooling me

'Cause I can see

There's nothing to your IQ

You know we got some butt to kick

So, Joxer, dude, get ready for your scene

Know what I mean?

And Joxer, dude, if you get sick

You're gonna find yourself a little green

Not too keen!

Joxer, Joxer, dude, hey! Where are you?

Getting 'tween me and Xena

If you don't grab a clue, Joxer, dude

I'd rather see than be ya!

Autolycus