"Wild Wild East"
(Based on "Wild Wild West" by Escape Club)

Forty thousand dead souls trapped in a Samurai ghost

Young old whole lame all died in the same flame

Stuck in his black recess 'cause of the Warrior Princess

I'm in a teahouse waiting for my Xena

CHORUS:

She's so dead but still the most

She knows only a ghost can kill a ghost

Less a woman more a savage beast

Heading for Higuchi

Dying in the wild wild east

The wild wild east

Gabby's on the mountain looking for the fountain

Daddy's in a killing mood thinking Xena's tasty food

Forty thousand dead souls screaming for their release

Got to give it up give it up

Xena's gonna give'em peace

CHORUS:

She's so dead but still the most

She knows only a ghost can kill a ghost

Less a woman more a savage beast

Heading for Higuchi

Dying in the wild wild east

The wild wild east

Now put your sword in the air and stab him in the chest

You can carve him up carve him up all through the forest

A chop to the left, a chop to the right

I don't care as long as he dies tonight

CHORUS:

She's so dead but still the most

She knows only a ghost can kill a ghost

Less a woman more a savage beast

Heading for Higuchi

Dying in the wild wild east

The wild wild east

Heading for Higuchi longing for Amphipolis

Screaming in a teahouse waiting for the big louse

Give me give me wild east

Give me give me sweet release

Give me water give me water

Give me strength to get it done

CHORUS:

She's so dead but still the most

She knows only a ghost can kill a ghost

Less a woman more a savage beast

Heading for Higuchi

Dying in the wild wild east

The wild wild east

Autolycus