What A Sidekick

(To the tune of the theme from "Wonder Woman")

What a sidekick

What a sidekick

Hercules is counting on him

For his skills can't be denied

With his golden locks

Yes, the man can box

And his body's fighting trim

What a sidekick

What a sidekick

Now the villains know they've had it

'Cause he's looking kinda pissed

Execute a punch

That makes'em lose their lunch

Then strike their faces with your fist

What a sidekick

Love that flippin' trick

What a sidekick

And let's not forget his other talents

He is quite the ladies' man

Sure, they can be cruel

Giant spiders, too

There's still no denying his appeal

What a sidekick

What a sidekick

Iolaus, you're a slick trick

What a sidekick!

Autolycus