A long long time ago
In a far-off land that
Gods and Kings and Warlords held
A mighty Warrior Princess arose
And saved the people from their woes
With the help of golden Gabrielle
But one last time the Fates are cruel
And since Xena's their favorite tool
To Higuchi they had to go
Though why Japan I'll never know
And though they stayed the closest friends
Saved each other time and again
It seems neither of them could mend
The way the saga ends
So...
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
When Gab was held by Morpheus
And then she woke the Titans up
Do you think Xena wanted to leave?
And what about that psychotic blonde?
Or when Gab became an Amazon?
And who can forget the King of Thieves?
We found out Xena had a kid
And got reminded of bad things she did
Caesar had her crucified
And then the first time she died
Oh, Callisto came back as semi-divine
Cecrops finally got out of his bind
And Mel and Janice made a find
Before the saga's end
When we'll be singin'
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
Remember when Ares drove Xena mad
And we all thought he might be her dad?
But, now we're not so sure
Or when Gab gave birth to a girl child
Lied to Xena and drove us wild
And then ended up poisoning her?
Oh, and Xena went to Chin
To settle a debt with Ming T'ien
Meg appeared for the first time
She loved Joxer and his rhymes
Then Hope came back with Callisto's help
To rule the world with Ares' whelp
But Gab stopped her by sacrificing herself
Before the saga's end
When we'll be singin'
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
Ewokazons and Alti's plan
Xena's trek through haunted lands
Searching for Gabrielle
Found Hope instead at her home
And the evil bitch wasn't there alone
She'd given birth to a thing from Hell
Now the Devi thought he was a fake
But Xena showed him his mistake
Najara said she'd changed
But the woman was still deranged
Caesar returned to avenge his loss
By nailing our girls to a cross
While Brutus killed his one-time boss
Before the saga's end
When we'll be singin'
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
Our heroes went to Heaven and Hell
Where Xena tempted Gabrielle
Before Eli resurrected them
Xe got a new chakram that's rather odd
Then our two girls shared one bod
Before Xena learned of her little problem
Alti came back and tried to steal
Xe's child's place on the eternal wheel
When the babe was finally born
Eve earned the Olympians' scorn
And while Xena and Gab struggled with the Gods
Ares sought to increase their odds
By sealing them in frozen pods
Before the saga's end
When he'll be singin'
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
They met a God who reigned in Hell
And Xena smiled as Luci fell
Taking her place
Seems Xena used to be a Valkyrie
And caused the Rhine Maidens misery
But returned Grinhilda to a state of grace
Varia became leader of the Amazons
But she betrayed Gabby at Helicon
And when Xena met Borias' heir
They finally cleared the air
Then Akemi sent for the Warrior Princess
To return to Higuchi and avenge the deaths
Of all the souls Yodoshi possessed
At the saga's end
And she was singin'
CHORUS:
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
This way my soul can fly high
My, my, Xena finally died
Got her head chopped off by some samurai guy
Gabby could've saved her but she wouldn't let her try
Sayin' this way my soul can fly high
A very sincere 'Thank You' for all the great memories "Xena: Warrior Princess" has given me. ~
Autolycus
