(To the tune of the theme from "The Brady Bunch")
Here's the story of a warlord lady
Who gave up ravaging the Grecian countryside
She had changed her evil ways to help others
With Argo by her side
It's the story of a little lady
Who was living a quiet country life
She was being wooed by Perdicas
Who wanted her for his wife
Well, then one day when the warlord met this lady
And they knew it was too good to be a dream
That these two should become traveling companions
That's the way they became the Xena Team.
The Xena Team
The Xena Team
That's the way they became the Xena Team!
Autolycus
